Unfortunately, I am still stuck with no regular connection. In lieu of a real post I have stolen some ideas from Peter Tennant over on the TTA forum.
Here it is:
Great Literature Improved By Lightsabers
Vader, Vader glowing bright,
With a sabre made of light;
What gauntleted hand could hold
A blade that burns bright and bold?
‘Is this a light sabre that I see before me?’ – Macbeth
‘Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your light sabres’ – Julius Caesar
‘A light sabre, a light sabre, my kingdom for a light sabre’ – Richard III
‘To bear the slings and light sabres of outrageous fortune’ – Hamlet
‘Who steals my light sabre, steals trash’ – Othello
Can you think of any more? (help a guy out, would you?)
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“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a lightsaber,” — Jane Austen, Pride, Prejudice, and Sith.
“There lies Titania, sometime of the night
Lulled in these flowers with sabres made of light…”
- Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
I wandered lonely as a light sabre – Wordsworth
The Charge of the Light Sabres – Tennyson
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My lightsaber can reach…
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Give me a lightsaber, or give me death.
Patrick Henry
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Lightsabers, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Declaration of Indepence